With the landslide victory of Mahmoud Abbas in the Palestinian elections for Prime Minister, they now have someone to fill in the very big shoes of deceased Terrorist-in-Chief Yasser Arafat. Many consider Abbas to be a "moderate", but the truth is, he is pretty much cut from the same ugly fabric that Arafat usually wore upon his head. Abbas claims that he wants to work with Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon to garner peace, and see a halt in terrorism; when in fact he would prefer that Israel not exist, and when push comes to shove, he (like Arafat) will work toward that goal.
So, in honor of this new day that has dawned (or is it more like the new day dawning in Bill Murray's "Groundhog Day"?), i present the following idea for a new Palestinian homeland:
The Palestinian Solution
The Palestinians, understandably, want a homeland of their own. So far, it doesn't seem chopping up Israel even smaller than it already is will be a satisfactory solution for either side. So why not give France to the Palestinians?
The French have already stated that nothing is worth fighting for. France certainly has more room, better irrigation and soil than the West Bank or the Gaza Strip. The houses are nicer, and tourists will visit, helping the economy. Plus, there are no pesky Israeli troops there for the Palestinians to hassle with.
Heck, the French won't even fight back ... and they may not even notice their country's gone. It's possibly the perfect solution!
But what about a name for this new "Franco-Palestine" territory?
May I humbly suggest calling it Frankenstine?
I wish i could take credit for this one, but i can't...so my hats off to the person who created it as well as a good Messianic Jewish friend who forwarded to me!
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