A look at current events from the point of a view of a Conservative Evangelical Christian who stands firmly on the Word of God (that's the Bible for those of you at Berkley) and stands behind the Constitution of the United States of America. So grab yourself a big cup of java, kick back in your chair and enjoy another member of the "vast right wing conspiracy" making his voice heard.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

2008 Democratic National Convention Schedule

A proposed schedule for the 2008 DNC Convention in Denver, CO has been leaked and i thought i would go ahead and give you a heads up as to what to expect from the Blue Staters:


7:00 p.m. Opening flag burning.
7:15 p.m. Pledge of Allegiance to the United Nations.
7:30 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:30 p.m. Nonreligious prayer and worship: Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton leading the idolatry
8:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 p.m. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15 p.m. Gay Wedding: Barney Frank, presiding.
8:30 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 p.m. Memorial for Saddam: Cindy Sheehan, Susan Sarandon.

9:00 p.m. Keynote speech: "The Proper Etiquette for Surrender", French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 p.m. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund.

9:30 p.m. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay: Sean Penn.
9:40 p.m. Why I Hate the Military: A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton.
9:45 p.m. Ted Kennedy Proposes a toast.

9:50 p.m. Dan Rather receives "The Truth In Broadcasting" award, presented by Michael Moore.
9:55 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:00 p.m. Presentation: "How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the Trade Center"

10:30 p.m. Nomination of Hillary Clinton for President by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy Proposes a toast.

11:05 p.m. Senator Obama nominated for Vice President by Fidel Castro
11:15 p.m. "Our Troops are War Criminals", presented by John Kerry.

11:30 p.m. Coronation of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton.
12:00 p.m. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 p.m. Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home.

Well, it just sounds like a good old time to me...a liberal love fest filled with more the typical blame America rhetoric and hatred of George W. Bush that we can expect from them!

2 comments:

Winged Hussar 1683 said...

You left out, "Al Sharpton's National Action Network chants, 'Kill the Jew,' 'throw out the white interloper,' 'cracker lover,' and 'Greek homos,' and then runs into the street and burns the nearest store that is owned by a white person or an Asian.

I just put together a couple of YouTube videos in which Al Sharpton the Bigot Poo hops around and leaves fecal material (representing the Crown Heights riots and Freddy's Fashion Mart) all over the Democratic National Convention, and then exchanges notes with his white counterpart, Klan Kleagle the Racist Poo. (Due credit to South Park's Mr. Hanky for the idea.)

Al Sharpton = David DuKKKe or Tom Metzger (Aryan Nations) in Blackface

boBByd said...

You nailed it...Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, et al are nothing more than racists, race baters and hate mongers. If it were not for them running around playing the race card, i think our society would actually be better off.
I'm going to watch your YouTube videos...and they may be posted on a blog near you! (probably this one!)